The Onion Movie
America's finest news source.
Venerable newscaster Norm Archer reports the latest news in politics, health, culture and entertainment - such as an automotive recall of decapitation-inducing "Neckbelts" and a study finding that "depression hits losers hardest". This compilation of bogus news stories, celebrity profiles, movie trailers and skits come courtesy of the ace satirists at The Onion.
Cast
Len CariouNorm Archer 
Ken TakemotoSensei 
Steven SeagalCock Puncher 
Larissa LaskinDana Dobbs 
Don McManusDennis McCormick 
Michael BoltonMichael Bolton 
Ahmed AhmedAhmed 
Brendan FletcherWhite Black Guy Tim 
Daniel Dae KimIvy Leaguer 
Meredith BaxterCooking Show Chef 
Jed ReesWizard Proteus 
Rodney DangerfieldRodney Dangerfield - A
Ahmed B. BadranPeruvian 
Scott KlaceKip Kendall - B
Barbara PilavinAlzheimers Old Lady 
Sandy KenyonAlzheimers Guy in Crowd
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